"Brother, You’re Like A Six!"

Ok, I’m referring you to this article by Scott Croft over at Boundless and then I am moving on to some other subject–I promise!! 🙂

Are you a single Christian man who desires to be married? Let me help. I have an idea for a personal ad:

“Single Christian male (SCM) seeks single Christian female (SCF) to love as Christ loved the church, to give himself up for her to make her holy, to love as he loves himself (Eph. 5). SCF must be absolute physical knockout (no one scoring below 9.0, please), must love to talk politics and sports, and must possess a laundry list of pre-decided personal characteristics so completely that SCM is convinced no better option could possibly be available within the next decade.”

Oh, you’re a single Christian woman? No problem:

“SCF seeks SCM to submit to in everything as to the Lord, to respect, to serve, to follow and to be led by in discipleship and ministry, to trust as spiritual leader of the home, and to serve Christ with for the next several decades or until Jesus comes back. SCM must possess total confidence (but can’t be cocky and must trust SCF’s opinion in all things); must be devastatingly handsome but have no idea that he is; must be exquisite interpersonal communicator who enjoys nothing more than long, conversations about the relationship; must understand SCF completely; and must otherwise fit description of how SCF thought ‘The One’ would be since SCF started thinking about it at age 11.”

Too harsh? Not likely…

Well, that is just the humourous start. You’ll have to go read the rest yourself. This one is brilliant, I promise (and it’s not targeting guys, in spite of the title). It is pure gold. Don’t read it if you want to stay comfortable! 🙂
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